They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
Triple-chin-fat-guy gave me this today while using his ILLEGAL barrel.
I swear one day I’m gonna shoot him in his sleep with frozen paintballs.
But I don’t know where he sleeps. Or where he lives. Or his name. Or anything even about him. All I do know is that he’s gonna die if I see him again.












